Do you love classical music but think it needs a bangin', booty-shakin' beat? Well Hallelujah, your prayers have been answered! Introducing AutoFugue, the best and only classical DJ app in the world. Just say anything into your phone or iPad and AutoFugue automatically retunes your voice to the notes of your favorite classical piece. Dance beats play underneath your masterpiece as you pump your fist and apply simple DJ affects like filters and delays. If you can't think of anything to say, AutoFugue gives you celebrity gossip and weird news for lyrical inspiration. It's hilarious and super easy. When you download AutoFugue, you start off with 17 pieces by Georg Handel and five Acid House beats for FREE. You're gonna love Acid House Handel. You can buy more BeatPacks and mix and match any classical piece with any beat you own. Here are the currently available BeatPacks: Acid House Handel Well-Tempered Techno Boom Bap Buxtehude Drum n Bass Beethoven Telemann Twerk Dubstep Vivaldi It's like a rave in a time machine in your hand. Come get your fugue on!
For years I have worried that no one was listening. I prayed for an app that combined the classical stylings of the fugue and a techno beat that could be composed and manipulated by someone, like myself, with no musical skill. Thankfully I can cancel that ayahuasca trip I had planned because my prayers have been answered and my search for an alternate deity can end.
Well, I'm a little embarrassed, as I was in the process of finalizing my own classical DJ app- but this masterpiece of art, music, and mind is so well thought out and so well put together that there's simply no room in this world for my comparably clumsy and brutish attempt at such designed greatness. Well done, ye artful gods. Since I'll be scrapping my life's work entirely, do you happen to need a devoted lackey or indentured servant for your team? Perhaps a human sacrifice? Let me know and I'll get my resume to you ASAP. 9/10.
Everything I've ever wanted from a Baroque DJ app.